the most insane video i’ve ever seen is the one where that guy claims that snowpiercer is the sequel to willy wonka and then actually makes it make sense. like to the degree where it’s hard not to see it as one due to the oompa-loompa proof
spoilers if you haven’t seen snowpiercer, which you really should if you haven’t
This is an amazing deep dive into a fantastic conspiracy theory.
I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
Demön
When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something
Reno has to do overtime since he still hasn’t done his paperworks. Meanwhile Rude has done his but he stays for his partner but goes practising martial arts instead.
Swoosh. Step. Step. Swish. Step. Step.
But little does he know Reno really needs the silence and concentration. Or maybe Rude purposely wants to annoy his partner. Silently. Partners do that sometimes.
Turkstober 2020
A combination of Partners (10/1) and Overtime (10/7) .
“Let’s put pool noodles on the goat’s horns!” says a teenager.
“Why would you, ” I begin, but they have already stampeded out of the house. I shrug.
It turns out that when someone puts pool noodles on a goat’s horns, the goat doesn’t really care. They’re very light, after all, and she can’t see them. You know who cares? Who cares a LOT?
the HORSE. Hero took one look at Nutmeg wearing pool noodles and ran away. You know who doesn’t want to be left alone, ever? Nutmeg. Who went trotting after Hero because he was leaving her.
Hero, seeing that the eldritch abomination was after him, picked up speed. Nutmeg went into a full run. My kids started chasing Nutmeg to get the pool noodles off her, but could not catch her, because she’s surprisingly fast. The dogs were bringing up the rear, just happy to be going for a pleasant run. Hero was in a panic, leading a parade that he did not want.
This all resolved. One noodle feel off; the kids eventually cornered Nutmeg and removed the other one. Just - a day at a farm, I guess.
10/02/20
This feels like a @glumshoe story.
